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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

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kristoffbjorgman:


ouijasexting:

so no change
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valiantjoanna:

supernatural + no eyebrows

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"Turns out, I’m a cat person."

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friends meme: 1/5 moments · monica letting rachel name her daughter emma

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mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

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seadeepspaceontheside:

Bilbo wrote that song. I would image in the new headcanon that he wrote it when he was in the BOFA. Thanks Anon.

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coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

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krakenface:

HABLEUHBLEUHLBUEHBUIEL

krakenface:

HABLEUHBLEUHLBUEHBUIEL

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bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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